[uncledaddy]

"You really think so, huh?" Randy VIII tilted his head at Jones. "You think it's my fault she wat'n satisfied? It's my fault she wanted somethin' you couldn't give 'er?" He bent so that they were face-to-face, being even higher up than usual in a pair of platform heels. "If not me, it woulda been somebody else eventually, 'cause the problem was there long before I came into the picture. I ain't the disease, honey; I'm just here to treat the symptoms!"