[uncledaddy]

I never realized how picky my mom is. ._. We were at the store, all gonna make dinner for my grandma and stuff. So like. "I can make turkey legs" and she's all, NAW MANG I AIN'T EAT NO TURKEY LEGS UGH I CAN'T. So I'm like. "How about these green beans" and she goes UGH EW THEY ARE TOO GREEN BRAH I CANNOT EAT THOSE. "Brussels sprouts?" UM NOPE. "I am good at stuffed mushrooms..." EW EW MUSHROOMS R GROSS UNLESS DEY COME FROM A CAN. YOU GET MUSHROOMS AND GREEN BEANS FROM A CAN DEN WE BE AITE

so I'm just like. ._____. fffffff #sodiumandpreservatives

she's all IT COO WE WASH DEM FIRST
*totally doesn't wash them first*