[Arikana]

Originally Posted by Kamikaze Chinchilla

What? Why is the pole not 4 feet? D: I thought we agreed to it... *puts a bobble head poodle on a table* with this poodle as a witness to our wedding arrangements D:

There were no wedding arrangements. Whoever you made this agreement with was not me, but rather some dopplegänger of mine.

And the length is determined by my laziness, the longer it is, the less lazy I am.