[Duce]

Cakes in the oven...meats on the plate...veg on the stove...where's my custard..? Custard custard- Ah yeah, cooling in the fridge like a boss. *Grins and starts piling things on his plate, quirking an eyebrow at all the rest of the food as though it were a batch of misbehaved cupcake children. *

*Which he would eat.*

*Scoops up his plate and plants his butt against a counter, boot up and against a prep table with a smirk as he cut off a luscious chunk of the juiciest steak he'd ever put past his lips. Gaawwddddsss Rem had the best damn food...always did. Smug catbastard..*