[Pathosis]

PENNY = 1 CENT
NICKEL = 5 CENTS
DIME = 10 CENTS
QUARTER = 25 CENTS
LOONIES = 1 DOLLAR COIN.
TOONIES = 2 DOLLAR COIN.

AND THEN WE HAVE 5, 10, 20, 50, AND 100 BILLS.
AND 1000 DOLLAR BILLS, I THINK.
BUT I'VE NEVER TOUCHED ONE.

I THINK THEY JUST DECIDED TO PHASE OUT THE PENNIES FROM OUR CURRENCY.
HERE'S THE OBITUARY.

CAAAAAAAAPSLOOOOOCK.