[Lioshika]

The best way to take care of a two year old is to string them up by their toes and cover their mouth with duck tape.

-Nods- It is how I would do it if they were a pain in the ass. The best way ever is to hang them in the closet. XD Then, you don't have to hear their screams.

But I don't do well with children. I have no real patience for them. It's obvious I don't have much of any form of patience with society in general; my customers are a good example.