[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Once upon a time there was an irrational universe that had been born out of a shiny exploding rock. Said rock had an accident and created tinier rocks. On one of those, existed some very minuscule lifeforms called humans. The humans evolved and were finally able to achieve their greatest accomplishment: cookies. Ah, but that doesn't really explain the gold poop or a baby chinchin who is whining for a car. All of it can be explained by dk loving cars far too much, and the lack of good fiber.