[Gallagher]

Dying from walls? Allow me to help.

Would you rather be a never-worn-out toothbrush or a tube of toothpaste with an unlimited supply of paste?

Toothbrush. I don't like the idea of my guts being squeezed out of me every day.

Would you rather smell a skunk’s stink or rotting fish all day?

I'm more used to fish smells than skunk.

Would you rather be a crochet hook or a pair of knitting needles?

Crochet hook. I can play with those things all day, so I imagine I'd enjoy... Yes. I would love myself as a hook.

Would you rather be a pair of headphones or a pair of speakers?

Speakers. I don't want to get accidentally crushed by butts.

Would you rather be a fruit or a vegetable? What specific fruit or vegetable would you want to be?

Would you rather be an Apple, a Blackberry or an Android phone?

Blackberry. Wait, phones? Android, I guess.

Would you rather perform in a musical or an opera?

Opera.

Would you rather be killed by Jason Voorhees or Freddy Krueger?

Jason. I have enough nightmares as it is.

Would you rather learn and master the art of crocheting or knitting?

Crocheting, especially if I'm a hook at the time.

Would you rather be hemiplegic on your right or left side of your body?

Right.

Would you rather have all the materialistic things in the world but no friends or all the friends you want but no materialistic things?

Friends.

Would you rather be a Jedi Master or Sith Lord?

Jedi. Might help if I watched this junk, though.

Would you rather be a stapler or hole puncher?

Hole puncher. I abuse my staplers something fierce.

Would you rather be a vacuum cleaner or a broom?

Broom.

Would you rather be a cup or a plate?

Cup. More intimate.

What is your utmost favourite Trisphee avatar you’ve ever made, to date?