[Quiet Man Cometh]

Would you rather be a never-worn-out toothbrush or a tube of toothpaste with an unlimited supply of paste?

~ toothpaste. Same reason as everyone else.

Would you rather smell a skunk’s stink or rotting fish all day?

~ probably the skunk. I don't eat those.

Would you rather be a crochet hook or a pair of knitting needles?

~ crochet hook. I'd rather not be in two pieces.

Would you rather be a pair of headphones or a pair of speakers?

~ what's with all the being stuff? Speakers. Headphones get annoying after a while, but I would get to ride heads. See the world, live in backpacks... You know, now I'm not sure.

Would you rather be a fruit or a vegetable? What specific fruit or vegetable would you want to be?

~ fruit, because that's what I feel like answering right now.

Would you rather be an Apple, a Blackberry or an Android phone?

~ I don't know the difference. I suppose that people are less inclined to eat an Android than the other two, so maybe that? That's right, screw your technology! I see a fruit, a berry, and Data! Ha!

Would you rather perform in a musical or an opera?

~ Not sure. I like more musicals then operas though, but operas would have fewer dance numbers I imagine. Am I magically healthy for said performance?

Would you rather be killed by Jason Voorhees or Freddy Krueger?

~ Jason. I'd rather deal with straight up death than tormenting in sleep. (Jason has a machete. Not a chainsaw :P)

Would you rather learn and master the art of crocheting or knitting?

~ either. Crochet hooks are easier to carry around though.

Would you rather be hemiplegic on your right or left side of your body?

~ I'd have to read more on what paralysis actually does to give you an answer there. Too lazy to do that now.

Would you rather have all the materialistic things in the world but no friends or all the friends you want but no materialistic things?

~ friends.

Would you rather be a Jedi Master or Sith Lord?

~ Jedi.

Would you rather be a stapler or hole puncher?

~ Hole punch. I don't think I'd like planting teeth into things and getting then yanked out all the time.

Would you rather be a vacuum cleaner or a broom?

~ broom. Less chance of eating nasty things.

Would you rather be a cup or a plate?

~ Cup. More versatile. ;)

What is your utmost favourite Trisphee avatar you’ve ever made, to date?

~ not a clue. I use my Dark God of the Furries the most. Egypty cat was pretty cool too though.