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Would you rather be a never-worn-out toothbrush or a tube of toothpaste with an unlimited supply of paste?

Tube of toothpaste. Means I don't have to touch someone's nasty not-yet-clean teeth.

Would you rather smell a skunk’s stink or rotting fish all day?

Skunk stink. It's really not that bad of a smell, especially once you get used to it.

Would you rather be a crochet hook or a pair of knitting needles?

I'm not familiar enough with the difference between them to answer.

Would you rather be a pair of headphones or a pair of speakers?

Speakers. Loud and proud! Let the world hear the music!

Would you rather be a fruit or a vegetable? What specific fruit or vegetable would you want to be?

A fruit, because I'd like to be sweet, but I dunno what kind I'd want to be.

Would you rather be an Apple, a Blackberry or an Android phone?

Android, rooted and with the SDK handy. Let me customize myself!

Would you rather perform in a musical or an opera?

I'd be happy either way. I've never done an opera but I've got the tenor voice to pull it off.

Would you rather be killed by Jason Voorhees or Freddy Krueger?

Krueger. The claws look like they're going to cut a lot more cleanly than the chainsaw.

Would you rather learn and master the art of crocheting or knitting?

As I said before: I'd need to know the difference.

Would you rather be hemiplegic on your right or left side of your body?

Doesn't REALLY matter; I'm mostly ambidextrous as long as I'm not writing with a pencil/pen -- I actually type slightly faster with my left hand if I have to type one-handed. If I HAD to pick, I'd say left side, because my left knee is already starting to give out so it's less of a loss.

Would you rather have all the materialistic things in the world but no friends or all the friends you want but no materialistic things?

Honestly this isn't really a good question, because it has an obvious answer. The obvious answer can be given by anyone; the other answer requires the respondent to defend it against moral scrutiny.

Would you rather be a Jedi Master or Sith Lord?

Jedi Master. My friends already call me a paladin; fighting for good is what I do.

Would you rather be a stapler or hole puncher?

I... have no idea.

Would you rather be a vacuum cleaner or a broom?

Vacuum cleaner. More power! *grunt grunt grunt*

Would you rather be a cup or a plate?

A plate. Cups only get to hold drinks. Plates get to experience all sorts of different foods!

What is your utmost favourite Trisphee avatar you’ve ever made, to date?

You mean I've had more than one?