I take it from the rest of your list Ari, that "beardies" mean Bearded Lizards? To me they refer to bearded collies. ;).
Eeee! Belial has a cavie! I miss my guy. :(. We had to put him down a couple years ago. He was 13 so quite old by breed standards.
Here he is next to my sister's english mastiff puppy (who sort of adopted him as "grandpa"). He's about 9 or 10 here.
"Monty" aka AM/CA CH Laughing Full Monty, the Mont, Big Mont, Montasque, Ty-mont, leaf boy, stick boy (stuff getting caught in his fur. He had an unusual amount of hair for his breed, but it's 'often thicker with dogs of his colour), Monty Man, Mr. Man, etc.
So yeah, I'm a dog but, and my wish is to have a Borzoi if I could but it doesn't look like they'd fit my lifestyle. I did have pet rats as a kid. Use to let them walk around the house. They could usually be found behind the fishtank for some reason. Guess they liked it there. Mine was a beige and white hooded rat named Basil, my sister's was black and white and called Yoshi. Yoshi was the active explorer type. Basil could be found wherever there was food. Basil was happy to sit in your hand or behind your back on a chair or something. Yoshi insisted on perching on your shoulder.