[Espy]

Ah, my problem is that I want to do EVERYTHING...and being a first-sem freshman with ADD and a tendency to get addicted to random shit (no, I do not do drugs) and get into mischief ("I solemnly swear I am up to no good" might make a good slogan for me)...

...well, you can see where that might lead. As of right now, I'm a bit of a disgraced former top-five-percent student struggling to not fail Calculus in Three Dimensions.