[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

O_______________O *licks her paws while staring at Alpha* .... *moves a little bit closer* ........ *climbs up to Alpha's shoulder* Shhhhh ~ *pats and strokes Alpha's head* Your brain is here ~ *pulls out a spork* My spork is here ~ *points the spork at Alpha's head* This spork was made for your brain O_O