[Reyoki]

I was finally invited to feast with my family yesterday. They hadn't said a word to me about it until my mom called me and said, "Could you come over here and make deviled eggs before I end up destroying them? Apparently brown eggs don't peel the same as white eggs."

I don't participate in Black Friday. I'm more of a Cyber Monday person. No waiting in line out in the cold, no crazy old ladies running you down because you so much as looked at that thing at the end of the aisle, no cranky screaming children, no having to wear real clothes, no need to leave the house. Just me, my pajamas, my computer, and my coffee.