[Belial]

This magical ice that falls from the sky is a blight that lies within my land. It is designed to make a man suffer and sweat under it's cruel tutelage of the worst domestic labors. Even after it's difficult removal, one is required to lay down some manner of small salted rocks to prevent some clueless oaf from falling horizontally on their fool buttocks lest one get unreasonable sued by the local magistrate.[/end useless ranting]