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Seriously, though, it's not even a question of satisfying all the voters. It turns out that it's mathematically impossible to create a ranked voting system that simultaneously gives everyone equal voice (that is, making it so that no one voter has any more power than any other), makes all of the alternatives independent (that is, making it so that changing the preferences of one candidate doesn't affect the relative rankings of the others), and is fair (that is, if everyone agrees that X is better than Y, the voting system should favor X over Y as well).