[Darth Vader]

That actually sounds like my kind of motherfuckin' puppy dog.

Granted, though you are now totally incapable of thinking or speaking of anything even remotely explicit in regards to a violent context; instead, you easily and constantly are prone to turning everything you do and say into something overly joyous, obnoxiously flamboyant, and ridiculously optimistic.

EDIT: Oh, yeah, I forgot my wish.

I wish that I wasn't so afraid of dark, murky waters.