[Merlin]

Granted, we realize it's a joke, but they don't really care because they hide behind the mask of the internet. . . Well it's true. There's some /things/ we can say on the internet that we'd never dare say in front of their faces.

I wish I could pitch woo to my beloved with the omission of her deceased paternal parental unit exclaiming and interrogating with a fatherly passion via cellular phone of what I was engaging in with his daughter, begging the question of "Who was conversing with me on the cellular phone."