[Sushi]

OMG. Ya know how I told you he said I was uninterested? I said I was since that's why I was talking about and he said,

I will first need confirmation of your willingness to accept Xenu into your body, via wifi intercourse. You can purchase the special USB adapter required for the ritual for only 5,000 Aurum.
Delivery is expected within 6-9 working days, if you have any questions or concerns, Email the Church at scientologyisossum@yahoo.com or xenuislord@gmail.com.
Please title all Emails "In regard to USB Sex Ceremony".
Thank you for your patronage and cooperation, may Xenu bless your life forevermore.

ROFL. I died after reading that.