Hahahaha that's not lame, Harlot. <3 
Halloween, birthdays, New Years, and big school events are the only reasons I go out anymore.
Otherwise I'm the same. xD
And yeah I think that might be a part of it. o 3o 
I also understand that a lot of people love it. I admire the patience of the creators, and I think it's a great art, I just never have been a fan. ^^; All my friends love it, and I know the gist of what it's about, and the story is good, I just.. idk. D: I can't get past it.
EDIT:
Hermes, this is what a sexy ninja turtle looks like: 
http://ts3.explicit.bing.net/th?id=I...64978&pid=15.1
8D
Yeah.