[Quiet Man Cometh]

Well at summer camp we did have this orange gorilla doll that was named "King Kong Clean" that was awarded to the cleanest cabin each day. We never one on account of two very messy roommates so some of us got together and kidnapped it, complete with newspaper cut out ransom notes and an appearance by the "kidnappers" at one of the indoor activities. I believe the ransom was a pizza dinner.