[Merlin]

I suppose we can't have episode 1 without Episode 0. . .
Friday's On Monday in- Joe and PiFF!! own a restaurant.

*Joe looks around at the empty restaurant that -he thought- should have been filled to the brim with customers. PiFF!! is measuring a coffee mug.*

Joe- Where are all the customers? Something seems wrong.

PiFF!!- Maybe it's cuz of our commercial

Joe- Whadda ya mean?

PiFF!!- Well you do know the person who wrote our stuff was from PETA, right?

Joe- No, but I thought it was a great commercial.

PiFF!!- Did you even see it?

Joe- Uhh... no what'd we do? (Memory loss)

*PiFF!! pulls out a random 42" HD LED 3D SCREEN TELEVISION!!!!!!!!! and changes the channel to somehow go straight to the commercial.*

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This is the commercial...

Joe- "Hello, boys and girls. Come on down to Joe's fried murdered baby cow on a bun store! You can have our slaughtered calf burgers with molded over cow utter excrements, and don't forget our french fries that were fried using the greased fat of a cow! Buy a kids meal that contains chopped up chicken vaginas, beaks and ass holes, and you get a free plastic toy for your child."

*PiFF cuts in with two thumbs up and a smile*

PiFF!!- "Hope ya choke on it!"

End of Commercial.

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*Joe looks at the television with spite*

Joe- God damn it.