[Pathosis]

Holy crap. xDD
I'm glad I've only ever suffered a few black eyes.
And most of them were from when I was a baby and had two left feet. xD;;
The only time I've gotten a black eye outside of that was during a soccer game.
A girl was running backwards to headbutt the soccer ball.
I was running forwards to do the same.
Back of her head collided with my face.
And yeah. I was called Patchy the Pirate for a good week or two.