[Vegan Tananecu]

Originally Posted by Lauv Keiko

MARCUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *clings*

"So much for Anonymity around here.
Might as well tell the world where I live while you are at it, Kookie."

"Here, have a seat in my lap while we are having this conversation.
So i can prod you between the ribs if you are about to say more things you shouldn't..."

He pats his lap, indicating the seat is not yet taken, and pretty harmless.