[Hermes]

Dear Trisphee,
It's been a couple of bangin years, eh? Lots of ups and downs, but mostly ups, which is more than most can say! I know I left for a while, but it wasn't you, it really wasn't, it was me, and issues in my own life. I've always loved you, even when I was angry with you, and so I'm just going to say happy birthday, and I hope to celebrate many, many more with you.

and remember, pudding should always be in boob form!

Sincerely,
Hermes