[Duce]

In the event that you revisit the thought and realize that your realization of previous events involving the rug were entirely understandable and common, I would like to reassure you that everyone who has been within touching distance of the rug has had those same theoretical thoughts, and has as we, ignored their existence and relevancy to the conversation entirely; if you did indeed have such thoughts that you could possibly remember and acknowledge.

Regardless- Coffee is delicious. *Offers some*