[Lucid:]

You...don't have your own bafroom? D:

We have enough self-control to not do anything like that while we had guests over... >.> But more importantly, where would they sleep? @.@ The couch is comfy but not really long enough for most full-sized adults. There's actually enough room to lay down in the closet, but then that's not comfy.
We really don't have accommodations for overnight guests, but dinner guests or whatever still have to walk through the bedroom to get to the bathroom.