[Hermes]

Bah, "Swag". Ye yung'uns know we eearnd swag in my day? Sword 'n hand, on the sea! But since I seem to have b'n fergotten t' time, let me introduce ya...I am Hermes, and it is me sure stinkin pleasure to meet ya. If I need ta be in uniform to make you pups hush up, then aye, I'll wear it.