[Lucid:]

Something about that quiz bugs me. When it uses the word "ultraviolence," they clearly mean it as plain old regular violence. But anyone who's read A Clockwork Orange knows that's not what it is at all. >.>

Your pirate name is:
Calico Morgan Rackham

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!