[Belial]

Dear Diary

so when I tried to re-upholster the dining room chairs with my sister last week I somehow stapled my thumb. It was infected but I got all that out. The nail fell off yesterday. . .pain. . .and it's swelled up. . .I have to find some way to wrap it before I take a shower.

I am so completely manly, I can't even. . . .*eyerolls himself*