[Quiet Man Cometh]

She was queen of the woodlands, her glittering minty shall and her lovely wings and sparkling tiara. She sang and the small creatures of the forest would gather upon her shoulder and dance at her feet, until the day when onen squirrel climbed high on her back and shouted the princess's doom to all...

"CHOCOLATE!"

Starting with her wings, the woodland princess was consumed by savage little furry animals until naught remained but her silver tiara. In the tiny hands of a chipmunk he nibbled a bit and looked up, surprisingly,

"Hey! this thing tastes like one of those little silver sugar balls!"