[Helsinki Harlot]

Got a shiny new router everybody! It's even password protected! :D And I'm Network Admin. I feel cool.

Our old router was so old they gave us the new one for free. They don't even want our faulty old model back. Shit's crazeh. It's so shiny and only has ONE WIRE. 5 wires, two power chords, and two boxes turned into one power cord and one wire and one box.

I feel all high tech. And it's fios high speed internet.