[Illusion]

Oh come on Bakura! What's wrong with fan girls?! I mean sure.. They will most likely bond us to chairs, and fondle us a little bit. But I believe your forgetting the most important aspect which is......
OK NEW PLAN! We disguise ourselves as ghosts...
*Finishes the teleportation device and goes back to the council lair.*
We give Yugi a hatchet... We sneak up on him.. And when he strikes us.. WE TELL HIM THAT WERE NOT REALLY GHOSTS! ITS GENIUS!