[Asami]

Asami made a parody >> kind of
for trisphee! Specifically for the moderator Gall.
I don't really know if its really a parody since I changed words really.. I plan kn editing this more I did it at around 1 am so yeah it could be better x'D

Let's get down to business to defeat the Bots!

Did they send me users when I asked for mods?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Trisphee, I'll make a site out of you

Tranquil as a lurker
But a poster within
Once you find your hangout,
You are sure to win!
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make asite out of you!!

[Asami] I'm never gonna catch up in posts
[Ulti] Say goodbye to those who knew me
[Crystal] Boy, was I a fool for not knowing sooner
[Choco] This mod's got 'em scared to death
[Natsu] Hope he doesn't see that one post
[Coda] Now I really wish that I knew how to code!

Be a mod
You must be swift as a coursing river
Be a mod
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a mod
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us
Till the Bots arrive
Heed my every posting
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of posts
So log off, get off, you're through
How could I make a site out of you?

Be a mod
You must be swift as a coursing river
Be a mod
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a mod
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Any suggestions?