[Lucid:]

Erm...Hi guys. Events scare me and stuff. All the threads are too crowded. I feel like I'm interrupting if I try and talk to people. I don't want to come in and be facetious or insincere just to get a post in. I don't want to jump in on a serious conversation and be insensitive or offensive or ruin the mood or all those things that I know sometimes happen. I like most of you but I don't know if most of you like me. And...uh, that sometimes makes it hard to get event items. I don't have nearly enough currency to buy them, and not posting enough also means not nearly enough aurum to buy them off people. It's a terrible dilemma.

I know there's more of us out there who don't feel comfortable in big crowds or unfamiliar threads. I want this to be a nice home for you; not just a cardboard box under the shadows of all the big event threads, but a cute little cottage with comfy pillows, a roaring fire, and cucumber sandwiches. I want you to interrupt me with your posts, because whatever I was saying wasn't as important as what you wanted to say anyway.

And you have to give love to Nightmare because she's awesome and made me a sexy Shy Guy banner. This is a rule.