[Duce]

Indeed..indeed it has. Oh internet, when did we grow apart? You used to laugh and sing with me. Now all you do is shun me with your cold shoulder. We used to look at beautiful pictures all day, and now all you wanna do is chase after butts and scene kids..remember when we used to mock everything indiscriminately? Now you're just a zealot addicted to sales..

oh Internet...what have we become?