[Trakadon]

~List of weird and really wrong laws in the USA~

( Mostly in Alabama... Cause its the first one that popped up )

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Incestuous marriages are legal.

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Women may not wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.

No person within the city may possess confetti.

( here are some in California )

You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

Bathhouses are against the law.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. ( I laughed so hard just now... )

A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.