[Asami]

Originally Posted by Gallagher

I am the magical, illegitimate, inbred prince from the underwater kingdom of the candyfish. I am one half candy, a quarter some sort of reptile, and a quarter OH DEAR GOD BURN IT WITH FIRE. This fish is my friend. He tells me to do things sometimes. I don't know why no one else can see him.

And, I dressed myself this morning! Yaaaay!

Perfect description gall