[Kaderin Triste]

Dear Customers,

Can you really be that stupid and petty? Is it really worth bitching at me over the price of lottery tickets or the phone not working right?
It's not like I can fix these things. And all that bitching at me about it is going to do is piss me off and cause me to mouth off to you. Do I care if you quit shopping here? Not really because we don't need rude ass-holes like you here anyway harassing us every day. So the next time you're having a bad day, stop and think before you open your mouth. You'd be surprised what a difference that makes.
Oh, and hey lady on the phone. Hang up when you're coming through my checkstand! You held up the line for several minutes because you were too dumb to be able to coordinate talking and writing your check. Which you then had to re-write anyway because you didn't bother paying attention. And I am not a machine. I know you must have thought that I didn't care that you were ignoring me, but I do care. Because I may have a job that you see as beneath you to recognize, but I could have charged you double for everything and you would never have even noticed. So treat me like the human being I am and put the goddamn phone down when you're in line!

Sincerely,
Your PISSED OFF cashier