[Reyoki]

She glared up at him and held her bounty protectively with one hanging from her mouth. She finished the bar in her mouth without touching it and said, "I don't know how you survive the hazing and still remain sane. I've had coffee spilled on me, had my skirt get caught on a door frame with a nail sticking out of it, had the papers knocked out of my arms on several occasions, had them blown out of my arms by the AC, been tripped more times than I can count, been scrutinized for my unprofessional appearance and clumsiness, and nearly DISSECTED by those loons in the Science Department!"

She let her head fall carelessly onto the table and unwrapped another candy bar to stick into her mouth. "And then the stupid vending machine died."