[Yokuutsu]

If I lived nearby...I'd let you live with me D:

Partially because I get lonely...and if you did that around my house and my mom bitched about you doing nothing, I'd rip her head off.

I'd rip off your mother's head for you (not literally of course).

Here's an idea, stop doing the things you do-let them take your kindle if they're serious, but when it gets bad, ask them if they can notice the difference between when you "do nothing" and when you're really "Doing nothing". Also, most people get paid for doing that much cleaning.