[Ultima]

BLAH. This quiz has issues.

750. Did you have fun there?
Don't really remember.
751. Are you a nerd?
Yep.
752. do you or anyone you know play dungeons and dragons?
Yep.
753. Did you know Vin Diesel plays D & D?
Uh...?
754. Do you know who Vin Diesel is?
NOPE.
755. Have you ever lost your D &D Character because you made a stupid decision?
Nope.
756. Have you been to the movies in the past week?
Yep.
757. What did you see?
THE AVENGERS <3
758. Did you like it?
Yep.
759. who was your favorite character?
Tie between Tony and Loki. Thor is a close second.
760. Did you get popcorn?
Nope.
761. Have you ever been to a bar?
I'm underage?
762. Have you ever played pool?
Nope.
763. Have you been to Yellow Stone National Park?
Maybe?
764. Ever eat a raw egg?
Ew no.
765. Ever eaten raw beef?
EW NO.
766. Have you ever drunk blood?
Licked at my own cut, yes. Drank it? No.
767. Dot you drink soda?
Do* And yes.
768. How many glasses of water do you drink in a day?
Uhh, I dunno?
769. Did you know my wrist hurts from typing these questions?
Fantastic?
770. Does yours hurt from typing the answers?
Nope.
771. Do you like spinach?
Nope.
772. Have you ever mixed all of the fountain drinks together at a fast food place?
YES. All the ones I like anyway.
773. Do you have a convenience store within a block of your home?
How long is a block?
774. How often do you go there?
Uh.
775. What do you buy the most there?
Uhhh...
776. what is your favorite candy bar?
MILKY WAY <3
777. Have you ever eaten Vienna sausages?
Nope.
778. Do you like sardines?
Nope.
779. Did you know they come in tomato sauce?
I say nope a lot.
780. have you ever eaten cardboard?
Nope.
781. do you like the taste of envelope glue?
Nope.
782. have you ever fallen off of your roof?
Nope.
783. Do you know how to use a barbecue?
I'm getting sick of my own nopes.
784. how many toes does a bat have?
Nope. Oh wait. Uhh, 5 each?
785. Do you think you could answer this many questions?
Yes?
786. Can you count by threes?
Yeah, but I'll slow down after a bit.
787. Do you hate being interrupted?
Does anyone enjoy it?
788. Have you ever eaten a raw hot dog?
Nope.
789. Have you ever sat on an ant hill?
Nope.
790. did they get in your pants?
N/A?
791. Ever piss off a bee hive?
Nope.
792. Have you ever tripped anyone?
Yes, but it was supposed to be a joke and they weren't supposed to but they tripped anyway v.v;
793. Do you snore at night?
Dunno.
794. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
.............
EW.
795. Have you cut your own hair?
Nope.
796. How many pimples does your big brother / sister have?
WHAT.
And I'm the oldest anyway.
797. Does their face look like the surface of the moon?
........................
798. Are you sure you're/you're not a newb?
You're/you're? Wtf? And no, I am not. I've been here for a while and am very familiar with the site and users.
799. Do you have a Doll / action figure collection?
Nope.
800. Are you aware that this is a long quiz?
Very much aware.
801. Have you ever fed you dog peanut butter?
Yep XD
802. Did you laugh so hard you cried?
No?
803. Ever burn you hair?
No.
804. Have you ever spray painted graffiti?
No.
805. Do you have matching socks?
Yeah they're all white.
806. Do you dust your house?
No.
807. Have you ever been electrocuted?
Nope.
808. Have you ever fried a computer?
Nope.
809. Have you lost something very important to you?
Yes ...
810. Do you think you will get you 50k when you’re done?
Doubt it. This much be Gaia gold. No way you'd get 50k au from doing this.
811.Do squeaky toys annoy you?
Kinda.
812. Ever do bad things to a stuffed monkey?
.................................................. ......
"Bad things"? .________.
813. Have you used the power windows of a car to break a siblings toys?
NO OMG.
814. Do you think these questions are just random nonsense?
Definitely.
815.Does your toilet have a ring around it?
Nope.
816. Have you ever plugged your toilet with a toy?
No.
817. Do you use half a roll of toilet paper when you’re done?
No?
818. How many rocks do you have?
None?
819. Do you own any bugs?
No.
820. Have you ever eaten a stale Twinkie?
No. Twinkies are Satan.
821. Have you ever taken revenge on someone for stealing your boy / girl friend?
....... Kinda wish I had.
822. Have you thrown up on a fair ride?
Nope.
823. have you sneezed on anyone?
Yep.
824. Have you ever hit yourself with a pool stick?
No.
825. have you ever slapped Jell-O?
........ Is this a thing people do?
826. Have you ever sucked Jell-O up your nose?
...... No.
827. Have you put peanut butter under a car door handle?
No.
828. Do you have toe jam?
Uhh...?
829. Do you channel surf during commercials?
Sometimes.
830. Does it bug the other people watching TV with you?
Nope.
831. Do you squeeze the Charmin?
......... Wut.
832. Is your face dirty?
Not really?
833. can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Barely.
834. Can you wiggle your ears?
Nope.
835. Can you touch your nose with your big toe?
Never really tried?
836. Can you put your foot behind your head?
Used to be able to.
837. Can you bench press 500 pounds?
Probably not. I'm a wimp.
838. Can you rebuild an engine?
What's an engine?
839. Can you plan a party?
What's a party?
840. Have you ever done both on the same day?
..........
841. Do you have an annoying friend?
Don't we all?
842. Have you ever played Pac man?
Yeah.
843. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog?
No?
844. Do you disrupt class for no reason?
No.
845. Do you know how to get grass stains out of your pants?
No.
846. Can you tell the difference between a USB port and a PS2 port?
Maybe?
847. How many games do you have installed on your computer right now?
OHGOD. Umm -counts- 14 plus the stuff that came with the computer.
848. Have you ever upgraded your computer just so you could play a new game?
No?
849. Are you still using windows 98?
No.
850. Why haven’t you upgraded yet?
What?
851. Do you like birds?
Kinda?
852. Have you ever shaved your head?
Not completely. Didn't you ask this already?
853. Do you have any gray hair?
I'm 20.
854. Do you believe in aliens?
Only kinda.
855. Do you have a Phaser?
A wha?
856. Would you like to own a real light saber?
No. Too dangerous.
857. Do you play in the tub?
No.
858. do you wash your hair first or last?
First.
859. What color is your bathroom floor?
Blue marbled with white.
860. Tile or rug floor?
Tile.
861. How many bathrooms do you have?
2 and 2 half-bathrooms.
862. How many innings are there in a baseball game?
Nine (usually).
863. What is PAR?
People Are Rad.
864. Do you know how to make a FRIP NORP?
....... I'm going to have to say no because I have NO IDEA WTF that is.
865. Do you know what a FRIP NORP is?
See above.
866. Neither do I, so why did I ask you?
You wanted to know the answer?
867. Better yet why did you answer if you didn’t know?
I ... what?
868. How many cock roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Can't tell, soon as the light comes on, they scatter. (I think that's how it goes)
869. Have you ever been bitten by a snake?
No.
870. Did it hurt?
N/A
871. Was it poisonous?
N/A
872. What color was it?
N/A
873. Is this number cool looking?
873? ... Not really?
874. What number comes before 999?
998.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999......
875. Can you play a banjo?
Nope.
876. Do you have any red neck friends?
Nope.
877. Finish this sentence: You might be a red neck if…
You shoot and kill innocent animals in their natural habitat.
878. How many cars do you own?
One and a half kinda.
879. Have you ever been tackled by a love struck girl / boy?
I WISH.
880. Have you ever got you tongue frozen to the swing set?
No.
881. Have you had a brain freeze?
Yep.
882. Can you eat a gallon of ice cream by yourself?
Probably, just give me time.
883. Have you ever seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? (if so, original or newer one?)
Both.
884. Does your TV have a V chip?
A wha?
885. Guess what, you are on question 900 what are you going to do now?
No I'm not.
886. How many do you have left to go?
Too many.
887. What color are your teeth?
White-ish?
888. How many cavities do you have?
One.
889. When was the last time you went to the dentist?
................ -whistles nonchalantly-
890. Do you have ear hair?
No.
891. Is that gross?
Yes it is.
892. are they gray?
...
893. Do you have a beauty mark?
Depends on the definition?
894. Do you like crackers?
Yep.
895. Did you have Pea green soup for breakfast?
No.
896. Did you have pea green soup for lunch?
....
897. Did you have pea green soup for dinner?
............
898. Did you pea green soup all night?
....................... What is this?
899. What is your favorite cheese?
American I guess.