[Helsinki Harlot]

I'm always super careful about it. I know it's illegal and I could get into some serious shit for it. All my friends know and all that, one of our favorite things to do was to go on drives, someone driving and then we could just toss it out the window on a highway. A lot of people did that unsafely, me and my roommate were hailed as the safest people to be with. We had this awesome friend who wanted to do that so bad but none of his friends were safe about it. He rode with us once and the only thing he could keep saying was "I feel super comfortable with you guys. You're smart about it and you make sure that you're always safe and you're never gonna get caught." We were known as those people. So when I walked up to the dorm, bawling my eyes out about the arrest everyone was shocked.

But we'd had a few drinks so we weren't fit to drive and one of our friends told us he would and we could hang out. So we were down with that. It was his shit, his car, him driving. He CUT OFF a fucking cop car. =/ I'm the only one that knows how to roll things so I had it on me and we still had a joint lit when the lights turned on. I crushed it in my palm and cut it up with my fingernails and let it sprinkle out the window as dust (the cop was so pissed when he couldn't find the joint. Called in TWO officers to search the entire area to find it). As we were driving and pulling to a stop I kept asking the guy what to do with it but NO ONE in the car would do anything or say anything. So I tucked it into my clothes, of course i'm the first one pulled out of the car, I get searched, and all I can think is "I'm going to jail." They get pulled out of the car, and I'm on federal loans that would get yanked if I got in trouble for it, but whatever, I had it on me, even if it's his, I'm not gonna argue, 'cause that's the one rule, you NEVER argue in front of the cops or else everyone goes to jail.

I put the torn baggie (who the hell keeps it in flimsy see through cellophane?) and put it on the hood of the car and he checks my teeth and I had eaten pizza earlier with some oregano on it and he comments on a speck that's left like "did you eat it" and I wanted to say "No fucker, it's on the hood of the car, if I'd tried to eat it, it'd be all gone". And as they're getting ready to write me up and take me in my friend speaks up, not the guy who's car it is or who the shit belongs to, her, and says "it's mine". Again, you don't argue in front of the cops. So I have to sit there and watch her get hauled away to jail. I bailed her out of jail so there's that but I was a wreck, and I got a referral to the dean's office for "suspected possession". Which means I'm not allowed on housing or dinning property for two years.