[Gallagher]

Oh boy. Essays are an entirely different monster, and they suck like no one's business.

I had to do one for one of my classes once, where we did an oral presentation before turning it in? I read maybe half of one book on the person mine was about. Didn't write anything. Aced the oral part, had no essay to turn in. The look on my teacher's face after how well I did was spectacular.

... School writing. It kills your soul.