[Kaderin Triste]

Dear Creepy, Old Guys,
You're creepy. And old. And no matter how hard you try, I will never respond to your attempts to hit on me. Why is that? Because you're creepy. And old.
So just give it a rest and look for some young gold-digging bimbo elsewhere. I prefer men that aren't old enough to be my father or grandfather. Ewww.

Thanks!