[Helsinki Harlot]

Lol, tell me about it. There was this one time when we crashed in her room and I'm only half asleep, when all of a sudden her hand shoots up to her ear and all I hear is "This is Sarah, how may I help you?!" I start laughing uncontrollably (she works as a secretary at a driving school) and she gets all confused and then just turns over. Another one of my favorite funny things is, all the lights are off, I usually have the TV on for a little bit, but that wasn't on, and all of a sudden she kinda sits up and points up at the ceiling fan and goes "The light is too cold." The shit she does in her sleep cracks me up, I could write a book.