[Helsinki Harlot]

Lol. Okay so. More of my weird life in my apartment. My ex/roommate is so weird when she sleeps. Like she has a habit of talking to me and kinda wandering around a little.

She passed out on the couch with a drink in her hand, after hearing snoring for a little bit I went to check on her, I took the drink from her because she was about to spill it all over herself. She wakes up and asks me what I'm doing, I tell her I'm trying to save her clothes from a wayward drink. She asks why I tell her she passed out on the couch, she argues against me and I tell her she's been snoring for like 30-45minutes. Somehow out of that she gets "it's already 8am" and looks at her phone and gets confused/mad at me because it's only like 4am. I just shake my head, take the drink into the kitchen to put it away and she starts asking for it back, so I walk all the way back and she starts mumbling incoherent things and half falling asleep so I toss a blanket on her and go put the drink away.

She JUST walked into my room confused as hell, scaring the piss out of me 'cause I have my headphones on. And she tells me "Don't yell at me. I just woke up on the couch and I don't know why." I had to explain to her the entire conversation we had. She remembers none of it.