[Helsinki Harlot]

WS; It is. Most people that come with us never forget the experience and always come back for more. :]

Some of the highlights-

We were all drinking and we had them in little coffee cups carrying them around the hotel and the con, and we got into the elevator and we met a few guys with coffee cups too. We kinda looked at each other and he went "What's in the cup?" And my friend went "I-i dunno. What's in your cup?" And we shared like this eyebrow raise look, slowly gave each other the cups and I took a sup and went "OH! Rum, excellent choice." And the one of the guys went "Mmm whiskey, very classy." And then we bid each other a successful and fun convention and parted ways.

Another time in the elevator we were all going down from the 23rd floor and these two guys got on with a cooler, and we were already a little drunk but they opened the cooler and it had two bottles of Jager in it and a bunch of those itty bitty paper/plastic cups. They asked us if we drank and we said yes so they passed the cups around the elevator and poured us each a shot and then we hit the bottom floor, hid the cups, and stepped out with a 'thank you' and a hat tip from one of the guys.

Or this one time we were smashed as hell and so were our hotel room neighbors and we were originally waiting for an elevator since it's always packed on the way up and impossible to get. They were sitting in sort of a circle looking thing and we just plopped down, brought our drinks to share and we played "Cheezits Pong" with a tennis ball and a box of cheezits in the center and just sat in front of the elevators saying hi and cheerful messages to random people that ended up opening the elevator doors.

Another cool experience was when we got randomly invited to a hotel suite party and we of course went. Great trash can punch, and other than the.... three way make out with a gay guy which was weird, we met this really cool guy that was a veteran of the cons and he took us (drinks in venom bottles) to the staff elevators and took us to the closed off top business dining rooms where we sat at the tables, drinking and watching the city lights of Dallas. I can't believe we didn't get caught.

Batty; Take a break! :D