[Lady Cabaret]

You're not helping your case with that analogy...

1) I don't know if I should feel comforted by that or utterly mortified. (So I'm not always always awkward?)

2) Good

3-6) Wow, just wow. No I didn't. But I can't say the same for me with my dear Kesha.

7) Uh no, just no. That's not how she feels at all. She wants someone sweet, like moi.

Sometimes, but not often.