[Pinfeathers]

SO MUCH WRONG WITH WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
SO MUCH SO I MAY STOP TALKING TO YOU ALTOGETHER.

First of all,
Yes, yes you are.

Second of all,
I have ALL the abilities which he RIGHTFULLY believes in, thank you.

Third of all,
I did not love it.

Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth of all,
I do not often think of it, bring it up, OR fantasize about it. You somehow mistook youself for me. Shame.

And Seventh of all and the last point with which you were wrong,
I would be the Godparent.

Suck it.